Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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