he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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