Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
