Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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