I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
dude i'm inner monologue high
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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