I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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