it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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