Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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