oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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