Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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