Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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