If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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