I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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