i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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