Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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