Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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