Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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