why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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