..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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