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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I got her a Nickelback box set.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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