Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
So. Much. Porn.
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