Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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