Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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