yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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