Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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