Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
The air was thick with penises
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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