So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
no you cant smoke seaweed
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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