She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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