I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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