She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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