I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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