well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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