just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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