return my video game
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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