He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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