Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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