They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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