How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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