"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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