Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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