Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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