If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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