Hey man sorry I got all grabby
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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