We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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