It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Panties = found
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