i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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