Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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