Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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