ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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