brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
