Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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