i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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